Crazy Chick Field Report

So Friday night I went a concert, Brad Paisley (country music). The concert was scheduled to start at 4, however, it actually began at 7. So a bunch of my buddies began tailgating at 1:00PM.

To put the tailgate story short, it was amazing.
I brought a 6 ft cardboard cutout of the Dos Equis guy to the tailgate. My buddy and I walked around to groups of girls, telling them, "Our buddy wants us to introduce him to you."
It was pretty much closers from then on. Girls would want to take pictures with him so I told them the price was a kiss on the cheek, some did the lips though .

It was awesome.

So... here is where it went crazy. If anyone has ever tailgated at a concert, a majority of the people are friendly and nice and offer food, drinks, and fun to anyone passing by. Especially since Dos Equis was with me, I was befriending EVERYONE.

A girl I met virtually on plentyoffish.com was going to the same concert as me. She knew I was going, and she said she was going to be going with like 8 of her friends. I thought, awesome, perfect. 8 girls tailgating with us. Well, NO. I was wrong.

Last minute she texts me, "Hey I am 5 minutes away. It's me and my friend Samantha."
I reply, "What about the whole tailgate party you were going to chill with."
She notified me they all bailed out. So, I was kind of kicking myself in the ass because I really didn't want to entertain this chick all night and be her god damn host.

She texted me, "Hey is it alright if we stop by for a little and say hi." I figured, okay that shows she wants to spend like 5 minutes, say hi, and then be on her way.

I was off at another person's tailgate, taking a shot with a few people. Nowhere near my truck. As I walk back, who do I see standing there at MY tailgate... None other than psycho chick.

I was kind of astonished but didn't take it to heart too much. So we chatted for a little, and she kept getting very touchy. i know there might not seem like something wrong with that, but, there is so let me explain...
There were HUNDREDS of hot girls walking by, talking with us, evertyhing. This girl is maybe a HB6. My only intention with her would of been to hook up, however, the way she was acting was just a little much for me. I am sure all of us have been at that point when a girl just begins to act stupid that you just get turned off. Well, it was happening. Every girl that came by our tailgate, she would introduce, befriend, and scream, "You are so cool. You are mah bitch." Huge turn off. Great you are friendly, but keep the alcohol controlled.

So, again, "stopping by" turned into an hour. Now, we are on our way to the concert. She follows. So, I figured, this girl annoyed me. She kept grabbing my ass (again, I do not mind a random cute girl slapping my ass or something, but grabbing it 15 times becomes damn annoying.)... So, I begin to flirt with her friend. I saw her friends feet hurt so I carried her on my back up a little hill. Got nice Kino from that and it made the psycho girl pissed, hoping it would turn into her wanting to leave. WRONG.

The story continues... My friend then began to hit on her friend. I said, ok I don't mind. I get a text from a girl I went to HS with years ago, she was at the concert. So I was going to ploy my way out and meet up with her briefly. So, I begin to venture around. I find the girl from HS, we chat for like 10 minutes. I told her I needed to get back to my friends soon and I would come by and say HI again. My phone in the meantime was going off the hook with psycho chick trying to find me.

I find my friends, and her there as well. My friend is preoccupying her friend, so now, as many of us know, that when one is getting attention, the other seeks it harder. I ignored it (and the constant ass grabbing). My other 2 buddies came down and followed me into the crowd of hot country girls drunk and singing and dancing. I talk to a 4 setter. 1 is an HB8. Cute Blonde, fun, tall, sexy with gorgeous eyes. I begin talking with her, with the back though that psycho girl can be right behind me any minute. The conversation leads to us dancing, singing together, and holding eachother. She tells me she is seeing someone, I brush it off saying.. "well clearly he isn't here tonight, and I don't like talking about life problems, so let's enjoy the show and tonight." She loved it and giggled.

But like any happy movie, the plot must twist. As it did.Here comes Psycho girl... Stomping down the hill towards us. She grabs my ass. I give her a look of utter disgust and annoyance. It doesn't phase her... She introduces herself to the blonde girl I was talking with. Greatttt. I figure, fark it, it's done, find another group. So I did, not 5 feet from me. I talk to these girls for a bit. They are 20 year olds in college. I am 25, and I wasn't going to push it much further than just talking and actually getting my buddies to talk with them.

Here comes psycho girl, ruining this for me. Before she could, I exited out of the other girls attention, and went to get a beer. I come back to find Psycho girl dancing with the blonde girl, the blonde girl with utter terror in her eyes. I just laughed.

Psycho girl eventually realizes I am not paying attention to her, and tries to dance with one of my friends. THANK GOD. She is seriously trying to get me jealous and I am loving it all the way. Blonde girl approaches me again and asks where I went. I told her I had to walk away for a bit and see some friends. She quesitons me about psycho girl. The convo goes as follows.
Blonde; "Uh, so how long have you known that girl..."
Me: "In person, about 4 hours, online, about 2 weeks."
Blonde: "Wow, she's reallllly weird."
Me: "She's out there."
Blonde: "Are you with her?"
Me: "No, but she wants it that way from what it appears."
Blonde: "Yeah, I am afraid she is going to stab me for talking to you. She told me she was going to fark u tonight, tomorrow, and next week."
Me: "I was uninformed of that, and I don't deal with bs like that. I got better things to worry about."
Blonde: "yeah, i hate drama. What better things do you worry about."
Me: "Like how you are going to give me your number and I am going to take you out."
Blonde: "You're smooth. But I am seeing someone sort of."
Me: "So sort of you could give me your number. And if not, that's fine. I get it, no biggy."
Blonde: "Ok, give me your phone..."

Damn psycho girl just gave up by then, walked away, texted me saying ... "k bye." and I had a successful night with the blonde.

hahahaha DAMN. I've had many nights like those at country concerts. good story and that bitch is crazyyy! good close on the blonde haha.

I think there should be a PUA term for the kind of girl you had.....

I think Leech would be a great one. How about you all???

Because they cling to you, are disgusting, annoying and downright make you cringe.

Country Concerts are great man. Nothing but fun times...

And I definitely think there should be a term for a crazy chick clinger. Leech sounds appropriate to me. Disgusting little thing walking around, sucking the fun times out of you lol. You just have to stay strong and keep the eye on the prize and she will eventually fall off.

How about straight up "Psycho Chick"?