Sh1t Test to F-Close

So, this weekend we celebrated my best bud's birthday. We went to a town with a bunch of bars but had our mind set on one of them. We also got a motel room as the bar was probably an hour from us and we all wanted to drink and no one wanted to drive drunk. (I know, smart right?)

So, we got to the hotel around 6pm. We began drinking immediately. Approximately 8:30pm I started to get ready. We get a girl knocking at our door. She was probably 10 years our senior (35, 36ish). She asked if we wanted food because she didn't want to order a minimum of $20 of food for herself. Unfortunately we just ate, so I told her the same.

I'm back inside but my friends are outside and I see her talking with them. I eventually make my way out. Now, I am a built guy, so at times large or XL shirts will be tight on me. So, that night I had a button down shirt that was a little tight on my arms but fit nice (slim fit). I sat down on the bench with a beer and she immediately began to try to make fun of me, saying my shirt is too small girls hate that bla bla bla. I told her, "Listen, I don't really care what you think because I still manage to Get Girls regardless. And to correct you, not ALL girls think that. Some do like muscles, but assuming your harsh immediate remarks and you don't know me, you probably date or have dated either fat or skinny men with no muscles that might weigh as much as you and you feel threatened and intimidated by my size. So, since you are not being nice you have to go in the time out corner over there."
She proceeded to make her way to a corner. Stood there smilingly and jokingly. She tried to sh!t test me but I threw it back in her face. I told her she can come back if she plays nice.
So, next thing you notice, she is RIGHT next to me, sitting and flirting. We are on our way to the bar at this point and she tells me to knock on her door when we come back.
So, on our way back at 3AM, I knock on the door, and low and behold she is awake. My friends head back to our room, and she invites me in for a drink. Long story short, i f-closed her that night. Good thing I guess because there was a total of 5 of us our room so I got to sleep on my own bed in her room. Oh, and apparently she had a bf.??? But I didn't probe into that. Not my thing.

beautifully done!! in total control....

boyfriends never stop me, I wouldn't fight one, but it's just arbage informaiton, if they were really into their boyfriends, they wouldn't be flirting with you.

Totally agree. If she really cared about it, she wouldn't be talking to me for that long. And in this case, she wouldn't of told me to knock on her door when I get back.

Very smooth and nice F close.

I shall share my story while this thread opened up... it's a success story too...

this weekend, I was in Chicago (I live in Toronto).. to those that live there, you are SO friendly ... loved my trip....

anyways, I went to a lounge and saw this girl maybe about 27 year old girl.. so I approached and
Me "so American girls just party at bars by standing there looking at blank space"..
HB9: are you from Hong Kong, because your english is quite impressive?
Me: I'm in Canada, where many other asians live too, maybe you need to travel there sometime and see for yourself.
HB9: can you be my guide
Me: for sure, drop me your number
HB9: *enters digits*
Me: while your at it, buy me your favourite American Beer
HB9: *orders BUSCH Lite*
Me: you ordered the cheapest thing eh? cheap taste.. maybe I should just talk to other people instead....
HB9: haha, no it's low calories!
Me: cool, well listen I need to explore other stuff in CHicago since my time is scarce here.
HB9: hope you like what you see here, I live 10 minute drive text me if you want me to give you a night tour...
Me: as long as you're not taking me to a dark alley and robbing me for better tasting beer, sure.

1 hour later.... I texted her and she drove me around downtown and to her place.. F Closed... legendary part was when it was all over she said.. "I cheated on my boyfriend for a tourist!"

thats awesome...i feel like im reading a story straight outta "the game" hahah. props broo

Got to love the fact that girl are always ranting about cheating bf's and how they hate cheaters, meanwhile, I believe as a group in whole females cheat on men more than men cheat of females.