Pierrot - 9/11/2011 Questionable Field Report

So its 3:23 now.

I went outside to smoke a cigarette, it was about 2:45, and outside I met a 3-set, people i havent met before. 2 drunk guys that were at the point of fighting, and some ugly fat chick if i were to give a rational on the fence rating itd be a 3, 4 at best.

They were saying sh1t like "C'mon man, f-cking take the first shot." and "No you take the first shot." with some of "No bro I fight like and man and stuff you take a shot at my jaw."

And this girl, I couldn't help but laugh so hard, because she was directing the attention to herself when it wasnt even about her. She said "Guys stop fighting nyah nyah nyah nyah!" and looked to one of the guys and said "Just TAKE ME HOME! I cant deal with this just TAKE ME HOME NOW!"

It was hilarious to me, i literally lol'd near her at the fact that she was trying to grab the attention from both of them. And for some random reason as to her having her laundry outside in the open in a basket. "Guys! QUIT IT! Ive got my frikkin laundry OUT here! (looks to the same guy)Take me home!"

I left at this point to another picnic table outside which was about 15-20 yards away. because this was way too awkward on my part, despite i just laughed at the fat chick hysterically.

So one of the drunk guys and the drunk fat ugly b1tch leaves, and the other drunk guy (Elliott i think if i remember right) made a f-cking B-line for me since i was the only guy around. This was a BAD F-CKING OMEN.

I noticed a couple coming my way. Theyre names were Gregory(29) and Krystie(20). I introduced myself.
They sat down first, so as I still walked my way there I said "Hey I'll join YOU guys instead of them cuz you look like COOL people and STUFF!."

Krystie: "hehe, ok."

We talked, turns out they met each other at a bar. When Gregory tried to pick up a girl, he burned. then Krystie went up to him and said, "yeaaah, looks like you came on a little strong." Thats how they met, probably an hour ago or so. She revealed she was into anime, star trek, country music, Scotty Greery(i think thats the name), Traditional Dracula(and the actor for the black and white film back in the day and how she wants to fark him hard and let him bite her neck)... oh and more blaaaaaah! I let her know about how i felt about those things, found humor in all of it, my standup comic for parties thing naturally just came out, cf i guess.

She laughed the whole time hysterically,and repeatedly said "Your funny!!!" asked for my opinions on things (i guess she looked for some validation of stuff on her part), and how old i was(20), and how long i been inda navy(2 yrs), which set her up somehow to talk about her past with military guys(some stuff goin on here)

They leave because that Elliott guy, yeah that drunk guy i mentioned, was being a total farking drunk creeper speaking incoherent camelsh*t.

Krystie reacknowledged me as the fun guy and looked back at me mostly. And i told gregory, "hey gimme your number bro so we could chill here again, and you could meet the whole gang and get some laughs and drink together!"

Krystie jumped in and said, "WELL, get my number, and ill let him know."

She also gave me 2 cigarettes and a whole f-cking plate of carne asada fries. ZING!!

They leave, im left with all this nice sh*t from a girl i think i just picked up.

I finish my cigarette, Elliott looked at me and said "hey you wanna come to my room?"

Me:

-End of field report (if it even was one...)

Ha ha F***ing ha.

Dude, I love it when fuglys get attention from men like that. Low value or what? And I think you have some skills my man.

Just be warned by the elliots out there.

Finchy x

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lol thanks