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Originally Posted by sarge I would imagine Hugh Hefner has a fair amount of game :P |
Heff HAD good game. Now he only relies on the Social Value of being Heff and his gobs and gobs of freaking money and the fact that being a part of Heff's harem can lead to fame and fortune.
From what I've read recently, Heff is a broken down twisted old man who gets off on making the girls do some pretty disgusting stuff. He lives in the filth of his own dog apparently and has some pretty strange rituals that he makes the girls go through and really is far to old to be a true
PUA anymore.
From what I've read, he does this all mainly to maintain his image as a "Playboy" but in reality, he's a limp d1cked old man who eats viagra like candy every night and isn't any fun anymore.
He's just too old now. It is not glorious and fun inside the Playboy mansion these days.
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Former Playmate Izabella St. James Tells All About Sex With 'Dead Fish' Hugh Hefner On the mess the dogs made in the house:
"They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning - if any of us visited Hef's bedroom - we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess. Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay." On the Playmates' weekly allowance:
"Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef's room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet - and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases. We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn't happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends - or your lack of sexual participation in the 'parties' he held in his bedroom." On sex with Hef:
"I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954." |