VERY FRUSTRATED! PLEASE HELP WITH OPENERS!

Ok guys, I have GOT to have some help with some openers! like ive said before, Im a bouncer in a bar where there are hot chicks EVERYWHERE, but I feel so paralyzed cause I cant think of anything to say. I leave there some nights pissed off, cause I didnt say something when I knew they where checking me out. Ive only used the "do i look gay?" bit and it works freakin great! I took that and I can elaborate and exaggerate on it just fine, but I need something to tie into it so I can keep the convo going, or so I can use separately at another time, cause that gay bit is gettin old. I need something new.

What I'm asking for is about ten canned openers, and maybe more if yall can think of more. I know some people dont believe in canned openers. Thats fine. But if you dont like em or dont believe in em, keep it to your self please. I asking for help from people who believe in em or have used them themselves. Thank yall very much!

you could try saying

"do i look gay?"
"Girls response"
"oh ok well my friends call me gay because i like long walks on the beach and watching the sunset..But you look like a bad girl so i can understand if you think my friends are right haha"

i dont know if it will work but nothing ventured nothing gained!

Heck, I'd capitalize on the bouncer job since girls are likely to trust you already. Ask something like, "Anybody troubling you, or should I?"

Instant Kino opportunities for you there, good sir, so I hope you take most of them. Girls love playing safe and being rescued, that kind of thing. You can also sabotage the competition by warning the girl about a guy, saying something like, "I just hope you're not the type of girl who'd go for that kinda guy." Who cares if the other guy is also a ten!

Im going to give you exactly what you didn’t ask for but I’m going to do it cause in the long run it will help you more. Drop the canned material. Drop the canned openers. Direct and situational are far more affective in getting a set to open. Caned lines sound exactly like that… a line. In the long run if you learn to rely on canned material you will run out. Where as if you were to learn to trust situational and direct you will never run out of things to say. This is what’s really important: ITS NOT THE Opener THAT MATTERS IT’S THE PRESENTATION AND WHAT YOU DO NEXT THAT HOOKS A SET!!!! Your root problem isn’t a lack of openers it’s a lack of confidence. You have to learn to reframe the way you think, walk, talk, and present yourself to be that guy that has “that look” that every woman wants. That look isn’t handsome or rich, it’s confident and bold. Work on that, get some social momentum and I promise opening becomes a breeze.

Ask them why they ordered what they ordered? Or anything that will make them explain or defend their choice. And then give them this dubious look... or a knowing grin. Hehe.

Say something like, "Nice to see someone here whose pants/shirt/whatever actually fit nice. What are you, a size ___ (bigger if you feel a neg is better so she'd qualify herself, you can always tell her you're teasing later)."