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Old 06-14-2011, 12:25 PM
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Masturbating In The Shower

PUA: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HB: “No”
PUA: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HB: “Oh really?”
PUA: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
HB: “Oh, (smile) you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HB: LOL!!!

Try this one, it is hilarious.


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Old 06-14-2011, 03:04 PM
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"Did you know that 93% of all girls masturbate in the shower?"

*gets slapped in the face*


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Old 06-14-2011, 06:44 PM
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Masturbating In The Shower

PUA: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HB: “No”
PUA: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HB: “Oh really?”
PUA: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
HB: “Oh, (smile) you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HB: LOL!!!

Try this one, it is hilarious.
So, there's three people in the conversation? PUA, HB, and HER?

You screwed up who says which line in the last bit.

By the way, this was on the VH1 show a few years ago.


Still funny; works well, too.

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Old 06-24-2011, 10:01 AM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

I'm not sure I'd use this one to open - it's a little crass for me.


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Old 06-26-2011, 05:44 PM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

its a great Opener.
I applaud the balls it takes but the reward should be lovely.

-Steve
seduction is art


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Old 07-01-2011, 08:18 PM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

That pretty ballzzy


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Old 07-19-2011, 11:52 PM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

I have heard that one before and completely forgotten about it. Thanks for reminding me.


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Old 07-20-2011, 07:42 AM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

Used it last night after I had a buzz on and was trying to work on Approach Anxiety.Worked perfect. Big laugh, and I didn't have to ask her name, she practically shoved it down my throat. THanks!!


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Old 07-30-2011, 04:39 PM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

Not sure if this would work for me. Seems like I'd get a vitual kick in the....well, you get the picture.


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Old 07-30-2011, 05:18 PM
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Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

Trust me,this Opener is the best because is not used that many times because some guys have Approach Anxiety and they think you need balls to say this but it works Everytime I use this opener i end up kissing the girl in 5 more minutes after (use it carefull) Works the best on HB9-HB10 but is a chance that they heared this before..so,be carefull


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