Outstanding Pickup Lines That Work

What pick up lines have worked for you. They must have worked!
If they have not worked please don't reply!

Chipotle Mexican Grill Pick Up Lines : "Girl, if you show me your soft taco, I'll show you where I hide the beef!"

Beach Pick Up Lines: "You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea."

Funny Pickup Lines : "I would love to be your keyboard" ("Why?") "Because U and I are together"

Scientific Pick Up Lines : I wish I was a DNA scanner... so I could unzip your jeans! (genes)

Soda Pop Pick Up Lines : "You remind me of a green bottle. (Why's That?) Because I wanna Mount and Do you!"

heres one ive heard of so many times:

" Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
....
"Enough to break the ice, Hi! my names ___"

ive changed it to this and i actually use it it has them laughing and ive been accepted into the set.

" Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
...
".....(give her an intuitive look)...(fast and spontaneously) i have no (farking) clue neither. HI MY NAMES ___! (smile)"

"Hey, I know you! We went to different schools together." Corny, but it gets a chuckle from most women - just enough to introduce yourself.

Man: "How is it Working for Your "
Girl : what ? ..
Man: Being Puzzled and Still doing good .. ! in the Real World hi My name is _____

"Hey guys! I won first prize for best pickup line in the world, would you like to hear it?"

???

"Hi!"

Of course silly con.

Here is another good pick up line:

You: Hey, cheer up. Life can't be that bad.

Her: What are you talking about? (Could be derogatory, but always a question or statement that requires a reply).

You: Your eyes. They tell a different story.

Her: What? (Could be any comeback, but always a gateway).

That's it! You have an opening for intimate convo.

At this point, I bring up problems with family, ex BF, goals etc...

Surely the best pickup is a smile and something so corny or silly it can only raise a laugh. " You remind me of somebody.... you know... she's in that programme..I've fancied her since the moment I first saw her.. must have been at least 50 years ago. "

Have you ever rode a dolphin before?

Random one, I shouted it to some girls I drove by last week haha. More of the I don't give a fark style lol

Hey! You remind me of my EX - 'cept she's dumber, uglier and doesn't know what she lost! Smile and reach out to shake hands. Women have been programmed to take a man's hand. Give them your name and ask for theirs.