IM your MAN (opener)

this work better with a partner,, but it can be adjust to do it alone.....
why it works better with a partner? becouse you will use him in the opening, you both will have fun goin from place to place, plus, insted of telling the girl that you have to go back to your friend,
all you need, is to give him a sing, so that he comes to the table, and say "hey we are going to be late"
so, i pick the target, walk to her(not making her know, im aproching her)
as soon as i get close to her, i sit next to her and tell her..
Ace-"sorry for been late, did you miss me?" (smile), and {Anchor}.
(not especting her to laugh), just focus on her expression, she probably going to say "excuse me" or somthing like that, then i laugh genuine..
Ace-"im just playing with you, you should have seen your face, so adorable, litsen, you look like a girl with good taste, thats one of the rason i came here
Ace-"see, me and my friend are having a serius talk about,,, omg!,, wait, im sorry for been so rude,, hi im (Ace)" i smile, shake hand..
she-"HB"..... (i can tease her name, but let stick to the point).
Ace-"well what i was saying, me and my friend was having this serius talk, about what is that woman really want or need from a MAN" (smile)
Ace-"can you help me out?, tell me how would you like, your ideal MAN to be".. (smile),, {anchor}
she-"bla bla bla bla"
Ace-"omg!! really?? that was exatcly what my looser friend just told me (laugh),,
Ace-"well i guess he doesnt know what womans want,, and you dont know,, what is, that you really, really want from a real MAN" {anchor}
make the {lets get the f*** out of here} sing to my friend.. (my friend come, talk, and leave)
Ace-"well i have to go now, but i would love to finish this conversation with you"
Ace-"to bad i dont really like this place, and i dont think you know where to find me, anyways thanks for your time you are a lovely girl" (if she gives her number, great)..
if she doesnt.. whatever she say or even if she dont say anything, i stand up.. and tell her..
Ace-"but hey, you can give me your number, and maybe, one of this day i migth call you to finsh this conversation...

leave go to another place and repet over and over..
im open to all critics

??? I am sort of lost at the point you ask her what the ideal man should be.
From what I am getting out of this is that you tell her your "loser" friend said the same thing, bring him over, and then?
You said you give your friend the "let's get out of here" look but then you said your friend comes, talks, and then leaves. Then you guys all talk. But what conversation are you finishing? About what a girl is looking for in a guy? You might of typed it really fast because it is difficult to understand the ending and the hook to this Opener.

What in the fark's name is THIS???? AWFUL !!! I'd highly doubt that this would work at all, I call bullsh1t. Why? 1) You called your friend a loser ( you just showed that you're a low-value guy who doesn't respect his friends. YOU NEVER EVER DO THAT !!!! ) 2) What if the HB actually tells you the truth? BAM, shot down before you even finish your sentence 3) What if the girl was saying that she wants a confident guy, who is funny and has integrity? Might I ask what would your next line be? 4) Asking her right off the bat what would her ideal man be is uncomfortable for her and also invasive. 5) The opening line is just plain STUPID. 6) Presented yourself first ( bad move, shows you're interested ) 7) First you make the "Let's get the fark out of here" look, then you go to your friend to talk telling him you're going to be late, then ditch the chick? WTF????? 8) "(if she gives her number, great)..if she doesnt.. whatever she say or even if she dont say anything, i stand up.. and tell her.. Ace-"but hey, you can give me your number, and maybe, one of this day i migth call you to finsh this conversation..." HAHAHAHAHHAHAH.....H IHIHIHI...( gasps for air )..HOHOHOHO( pees pants )Ummmmmm......no. 9)"leave go to another place and repet over and over"...seriously, are you for real, chico??????

yeah is exatcly that, asking her "what is she looking for in a guy"
when i say my "loser" friend.. im just teasing her,, telling her subconscious mind "i hope" that she likes loser guys,, without actually telling her that with words.. like "omg you like loser guys"
then i dont let her speak,, before she can even try to say a word, i come with the next sentence. the one that start with "well i guess"
when i give the sing to my friend (it could be passing my hand through my hair or somthing like that) he come to me and say "hey men we are going to be late lets go" and he keep moving to the exit.. my point is get her number and leave her intrigue..
but this was just an idea i had while i was smoking a blunt, and i decided to write it down.. i just need you guys to tell me if it can work, or if it is BS.. lol

thanks Sitfab, this is the kind of awnser i was looking for

yeah i know, i just had this idea and wanted to see how far i was from the real thing.. now i see i have a long way to go.. 2 weeks ago i wouldnt have the balls to post somthing like this... thanks guys i appreciate your opinions

True that, Hyde. I thought at first this guy tells us a routine that he uses and gets result. Keep up the good work, Ace. Use routines that are already Field Tested, then, as you get better and see how routines work, make some of your own. Good luck, man

thanks guys, ill try to learn as much as possible with you all, and help whenever i can, and i promise i wont post more bullsh!t unlees i test it on the field..