Opener: My Little Pony

MY LITTLE PONY

Hey, guys... remember that sh1t 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers or were they just regular farkin' horses? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some sh1t. or maybe that was Care Bears. My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a farkin machine gun blah blah blah...