Hey guys. As we all know, facebook game is quite a goldmine and should be exploited to it's maximum. One thing I really haven't seen around here is a list of Facebook dhv statuses. there was a poll in a men's magazine ( can't remember which ) saying that what HB's dig the most about somebody else's profile is their status updates, more specifically clever and funny updates. Let's all chime in and make a big list of these on this thread. I'll go first :
- has got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one
- Boobs...They're awesome
- puts the "Art" in "Party"
- ( insert name )'s math theory : the natural log is placed in the area G of the rhombus if and only if it has exponential growth
- is ( insert town name )' Official Party Animal
- Halloween : An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.